1). Drop the "Obama" and change his name to Barack Hussein, or simply "President Hussein." 2). Erect a statues of himself in Times Square, New York and also in front of the Pentagon, White House, and Capitol Building in Washington DC. 3). Install a new floor design in all federal public buildings (courthouses, post offices, legislative offices etc) that bears the design of the American flag so anyone stepping into the building will have to walk on the flag. 4). Round up all the Republicans in the House and Senate and charge them all with treason. Execute them shortly afterwards as traitors and publicly praise the democrats for their loyalty. Hold new elections for all open seats that only include democrats. 5). Grow a beard. 6). Develop and stockpile chemical and biological weapons. Use the existing stores to gas all Hillary Democrat voters and their supporters, as well as all existing red states. Bury the bodies in mass graves. 7). Instal a new entitlement program for suicide bombers in Palestine that pays their families $50k a pop (no pun intended). 8). Change his first name to "Saddam."