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My mother-in-law called me a lazy drunk from Fresno & I am NOT from Fresno! Advice on how to deal with this?

Here she was, shaking me by the shirt collar, calling me a lazy drunken bum, and I was having a hard time focusing; I was still on the couch where I'd passed out several hours earlier after coming home from the bar and was just coming to, see. I really don't understand why she couldn't just let me rest; geez it was still early, about 9:30 in the morning; liquor stores aren't even open yet at that time! Still, she continued her shrieking, something about why the hell I'd parked my car on the lawn; I couldn't quite make it out, my hangover left my head pounding. Anyway, I was stumbling to the kitchen to get some aspirin, and my mother-in-law is just keeping it up, saying how classy I looked in my rumpled jacket, shirt & tie, but why was I only in my boxer shorts, but still had my socks and shoes on? Can you believe this woman?! I'm trying my best to make a bloody mary with my shaking hands, and she's worried over questions of fashion! My pants are probably just down at the bar anyway; they'll hold them for me. She then started in about me not working; well, I am a freelance illustrator, and it isn't so easy to drum up work, you know. She doesn't give me credit, however; doesn't she realize how many times the guys down at the bar have bought me drinks in exchange for my drawing tattoo designs for them?! The last straw, however, was when she made the crack about Fresno. Where in the world did she get the idea I was from Fresno! Please! I'm from a classy city, San Bernardino! This is just one insult too many from this old nag! How can I deal with this shrew?

Public Comments

1. nicely tell your wife to tell her mother to back off. your mother in law will probably take it easier if she hears it from her own daughter. just a suggestion...
2. Sounds like you need a drink!
3. You need to buy that woman a drink. It sounds like she needs to loosen up.
4. Go to Fresno and get drunk.
5. Sweet baby Jesus you have a sh*thead for a mother-in-law. I'll pray for you and call the church prayer line to get the request out ASAP. San Bernardino is one of the nicest cities in the I.E. God bless and hang in there. .
6. If you drink, I'll go with your mother-in-law's assessment. Sober up? Ted
7. Sounds like a real mental case.
8. Hey what's wrong with Fresno?Really!That was a low blow for sure by both of you.San Bernardino classy?ha! Anyways, your a grown man, what do you care what she thinks!grow a pair!
9. Oh you poor mr. Jack. I feel so bad for you! It's no wonder why you drink so much! If you want, you can come over and draw a tattoo for me. I want to get a tattoo on my lady cave. Maybe you can come up with a nice tattoo for me. And while you're at it, draw a penis tattoo for me. I'm going to give my dirty husband too much of his painkillers, then have the penis tattooed on his face. Payback is a bitch! Blesses!! -F U
10. tell that valley whore to pound some tequilas with you or stfu
11. You tell that old hag to get the hell out of your house! My mother inlaw tried something like that with me once, I told her I was going to have my tubes tied unless she shut the hell up.
12. WTH are you living at your mother-in-law's house?
13. AHAHAH! Excellent!
14. I'd ask her that since she's SO SMART, HOW did she find you in San Bernardino IF she insists you live in Fresno!!! Tell her to take you OFF her list of "people to visit" & go search for you in Fresno instead...:)
15. So are you upset about the part where she said you were a lazy drunk or the part about fresno?