Architectural Designs

Which of the following ideas do you think would be good for a church?

-A church/strip club combination. If some strip club had an unused room the church could rent it out. You could come to the same building on Saturday night and Sunday morning for entirely different reasons! Also for offering instead of a plate one of the girls could walk around and collect donations in her garter. -An actual mosh pit and a stage designed to make it easy for the worship leader to crowdsurf. -Snakehandling of the non-poisonous variety. If someone with a pet snake ever gave a sermon they could bring it with them and let it slither over their shoulders and arms like people with snakes often do, could work as a metaphor for how God never abandons you. -No notes or a Bible on the podium needed to be read from for a sermon, whoever's giving it could just pull out an iPod Touch or smartphone and read it from a Bible app. -Occasional use of the LOLCat Bible in sermons. -Communion wouldn't have just little cups of wine, rather there'd be a full bar and you could have a bartender serve you up a shot or mixed drink of your choice along with the bread. -If there ever was a service praying for healing, people in pain could also be given medical marijuana for it. -In a back room there could be a slot or video poker machine, similar to gas stations in South Dakota. This could also help raise money for the church, better than Bingo. -In addition to the communion bar, the church could get an actual liquor license and serve anyone who wishes to get drunk after the service. And also sell alcohol off-sale like a liquor store. I think all of these would be pretty cool.

Public Comments

1. Yeah sure
2. I was thinking about a casino/church...
3. churches mosques temples etc. are ideally designed as gas chambers the people willingly enter and gather just pop a couple of zyclon B or cyanide tablets in the font and bingo the final solution
4. Jesus, weep with your words.
5. this is amusing